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poolharry:

sorry but im like genuinely distressed by the existence of the 50 shades of grey movie i dont want this shit to exist im furious that there has to be another goddamn fucking trash piece of media that’s being released in cinemas and widely discussed about a powerful sexually…

meladoodle:

jewishcactus:

meladoodle:

in heaven are you still wearing the same clothes you die in? cause if so im wearin this for the rest of my life image

i know the feel

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my… soulmate

(Source: meladoodle)

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince)

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person."

- Audrey Hepburn (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: realizes)

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times